yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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