why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
She announced her abortion via fbk
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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