Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
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And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
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Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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