So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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