He is such a slut. More and more my type.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
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There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
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I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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