A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
her facebook's as public as her vagina
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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