just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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