Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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