sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
so let's talk penis.
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they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
be there in ten.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
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Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house