she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
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Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
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I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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