No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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