Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
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At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
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You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
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