I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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