Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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