I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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