Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
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