wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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