just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i barfeds in our rink
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
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Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
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I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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