i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
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I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
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This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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