It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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