I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
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The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
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Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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