i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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