i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
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I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
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Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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