I murdered the dance floor call the cops
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
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You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
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Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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