i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Oh god it's open bar.
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