She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
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Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
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he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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