I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
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He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
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The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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