break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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