Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
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She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
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The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
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