I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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