I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I cut my penus on the lid.
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as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
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Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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