so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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