I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
