ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Why is your signature on my underwear?
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I think my nap took me to another dimension
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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