she looked like the bat from fern gully.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
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You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
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Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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