the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
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stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
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he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
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