you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
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they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
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I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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