if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
Randomize