Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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