Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
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Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
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I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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