We won't sleep together?
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
where does the pee come out of this thing
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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