First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
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So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
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Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
i believe in u and ur pee
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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