East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
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i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
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I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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