We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
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You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
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Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.