I wish I could teleport
I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
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Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
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I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
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