Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
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you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
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I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point