As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Randomize
