I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
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Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
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You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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