I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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