There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
just tell him i said nine months
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
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