Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
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watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
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Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
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