Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn