my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
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i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
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Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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