this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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