So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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