we have officially lost it.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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