Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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