It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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