Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
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I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
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I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
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