I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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