yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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